I put this on Instagram :) it’s me.
When a guy is really attractive then he pulls out a cigarette
One time at the parking lot at the mall I saw this really hot guy with his friends. Then he started smoking. My mom dared me to tell him that he was cute until he started smoking. And since I was never going to see the guy again, I did. We pulled the car up next to them, I rolled down my window, and yelled at him. It. Was. Great.
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.